Why did the fish's car break down?

It needed a tuna-up.

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What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

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Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

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What TV game show do fish like best?

Name that tuna!

Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!