Why did the fish's car break down?

It needed a tuna-up.

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Why do hens lay eggs?

A: If they dropped them they'd break

How many trannies does it take to change a light bulb?

None, it's perfectly happy being broken, it's the fitting that has to change.

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What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

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What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.