What did one tower say to the other?

I've got a plane to catch

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What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...

Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

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What did you have on the wings of your plane?

Holes mostly..."

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

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Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.

Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.