What did one tower say to the other?

I've got a plane to catch

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Why aren't Mexicans ever indecisive?

Because if they're on the fence too long they get caught.

What do you call a bread that catches a cold?

Flu-catcher bread

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What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!

How did the autistic boy survive his jump from a plane?

He was retarded

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Why can't Americans play chess ?

Because they are missing two towers.

Why are Americans bad at chess?

They lost two towers