What did one tower say to the other?

I've got a plane to catch

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What did the south tower say to the north?

BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.

What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

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How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

Why are air hostesses bad at dating?

Most men aren't interested in **plane** women.

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Why are Americans bad at League of Legends?

Cause they can't protect their towers.

Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)?

They can't defend towers.