What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a tire and a black man?

The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it.

What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?

A: Tulips.

Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for . There's no punch line!

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Why didn't the rabbit want to mate outside?

Because it was Frigid

What are you doing there, rabbit?

Rabbit replies "This is a westinghouse, isn't it "

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A Carrot.

What did one snowman say to the other snow man?

Do you smell carrot?