What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a French girl?

You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

Where do rabbits learn to fly?

The Hare Force

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?

A carrot !

What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables."