What did Charlie Bucket say when Willie Wonka peed on him?

I've got a golden tinkle in my eye...

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Why do Pokmon have eyes?

So they can pikachu

What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ?

Antteneye !

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How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!