What did Charlie Bucket say when Willie Wonka peed on him?

I've got a golden tinkle in my eye...

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Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

What does Justin Timberlake say when he goes to the bathroom?

It's Gonna be Pee"