How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.

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What does a Chinese bear fry eggs in?

A pan, duh!

What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

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What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets

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Which sport is more lame: frisbee, or curling?

Discus

What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

I've got it! It's called "Curl Up and Dye."