What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!

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What did one fly say to the other?

your man is down'

Why are men afraid of the world?

They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.

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What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two."

What happened to you?

the doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

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What did the toilet say to the pee?

urine

What did Charlie Bucket say when Willie Wonka peed on him?

I've got a golden tinkle in my eye...

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What do you say to a guy with kidney stones?

Urine trouble!

What did the kidney say to the other kidney when it failed?

Urine trouble now.