What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!

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Why did God make man before woman?

You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

What is worse, balancing on a 100meter high rope or getting a BJ from a man?

Its both not that bad, you just shouldnt look down.

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What does a duck say when it goes to the doctor?

Quack

What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born?

Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!

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Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

What did the boy pee say to the girl pee?

Urine angel.

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What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

What do you say to someone with a bladder problem?

Urine trouble.