What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ?

Antteneye !

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

When is an aardvark jumpy?

When he's got ants in his pants!

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What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?

I only have eyes for ewe, dear

Why do they call it a third eye?

If its on your fourhead?

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What do you call a couple, who are both in wheelchairs?

A pair of polegics!

What is a pair of sheep's favorite instrument?

Two-Baaas.