What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ?

Antteneye !

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What kind of ant can count?

An account*ant*.

What do you call an ant that's walking in perfect form?

An informant

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How does the chef prepare the chicken?

The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"

What do you call a dear with no eyes?

A: No eye-deer.

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Why did the belt get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!