Why do Pokmon have eyes?

So they can pikachu

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How can you identify an Irish pirate?

A: He's the one with patches over both eyes.

Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

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How do you get pikachu on to a boat?

You pokemon

Why couldn't Pikachu read his book?

Because he was dyslectric.

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What do the Police and Pokmon have in common?

They gotta catch 'Jamal

How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!