Why do Pokmon have eyes?

So they can pikachu

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Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.

What do Japanese people call.. -What do Japanese people call their japs eye?

My eye

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Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

What are you doing, creep?

she says. He glances up, smiles, and says "Calm down. I'm just trying to get a Pikachu."

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Why do Pokmon have eyes?

So they can pikachu

What do the Police and Pokmon have in common?

They gotta catch 'Jamal