What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?

Fancy a bite

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What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

What will a blind, deaf child with no arms get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party?

Humburgers!

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ?

He had no body to go with !

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How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror?

Oh questions about the job No I'm good."

Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

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What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?

Fancy a bite

What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?

Fancy a bite