What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

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What did the little Chinese boy get for Christmas?

Rice.

Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

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Which is the toughest tree?

A Christmas Tree because it has the most balls

How does one know if balls are ticklish?

Test-Tickle.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What do priests and zits have in common?

They bost bust on 12 year Olds faces

What's the Priest favorite breakfast?

Kids.

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How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?

They both have ornamental balls.

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

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What do The Pope &amp a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

What do Christmas trees and The Pope have in common?

A: Their balls are for decoration only