What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

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Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas?

Because he was knotty!

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

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Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

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He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

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Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

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Pasta pasta, pasta.

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How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?

They both have ornamental balls.

What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

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Their balls are for decoration only.

What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration