What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?

Long time no sea.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you call a snail in the sea?

A snailor.

How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea?

Skates!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

Long Time Jokes More Long Time Jokes

How many psychiatrist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change...

How old is your Grandma?

I dunno but we've had him a long time.