What is Mr. T's favorite month?

April, fools

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What's the best time of this month for vampires?

It depends on the girl

What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp?

I don't know. I'm retiring next month.

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What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

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Why doesn't Mr T like cream and mashed fruit?

He pities the fool.

What's more dangerous than being with a fool ?

Fooling with a bee !

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What is Mr. T's favorite month?

April, fools

Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.