What is Mr. T's favorite month?

April, fools

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How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

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Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

What is a ghost pirate's favourite letter?

Boo! T

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What did Horatio say to the pathological liar in CSI: Miami?

Won't get fooled again!

Who's there ! Chip ! Chip who ?

Chip of Fools !

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What do you call Al-Qaeda's April Fools prank?

A jihahahad!

When do ghosts play tricks on each other?

On April Ghoul's Day