How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea?

Skates!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?

Long time no sea.

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

Skate Jokes More Skate Jokes

Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea?

Skates!