What did France say to Turkey?

That's not nice.

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Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

France Jokes More France Jokes

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.