What did France say to Turkey?

That's not nice.

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Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

France Jokes More France Jokes

Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.