Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

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Because he was Snowden.

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I bet he has to leave the room.

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A herring aid !

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Who ruled France until he exploded?

A: Napoleon Blownapart!

What's a barista in France's favorite workout?

A French press

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Who ruled France until he exploded?

A: Napoleon Blownapart!

What's the part of a book that's most likely to explode?

The appendix.

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What happened when the cheese factory exploded?

Debrie everywhere.

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

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What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards?

Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.