What do you say to a lawyer with a IQ less than 50?

Good morning your Honor!

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Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

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What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter :)

How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?

Unfertillized

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How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.

What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?

Your honor.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?

A blonde parade!