What did Freddy Mercury have for breakfast?

Bacon and AIDS (I'm so sorry Freddy)

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Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

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What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works

What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.