What did Freddy Mercury have for breakfast?

Bacon and AIDS (I'm so sorry Freddy)

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What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast?

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Coma-toast.

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What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

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Kermit the frog's finger...