What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the stoner cross the road?

A: Who else would follow a chicken

Why are chickens racist?

They are all in the Coop Clucks Clan

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Which was?

We ate Bill" OMG. How long were you in there "4 minutes"

Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven?

Because seven ate nine.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?

Synonym rolls.

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!

What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...