What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do you mail an egg?

In a henvelope!

What is the difference between chicken and blondes ?

The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting .

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What does a chicken call its backpack?

A BokBok...

What do you call a group of Pigeons and Chickens?

A Coo Clucks Clan

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What is 61 to a blonde?

A: She wants 8 (ate) more.

What do you call an Ewok who just ate pancakes?

A sticky Wicket.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

What did the abortionist have for breakfast?

Scrambled eggs =p

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What should I buy for dinner?

I see frozen peas are cool this time of year. ..you might say that's a corny joke, but it's really not. It's a pea joke.

What do we have for dinner? Wookie steak. Is it any good?

Well its a little Chewy