What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do dentists like their eggs?

Poached.

What do you say when only the egg remains?

It's all ovum now

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?

Chick to chick !

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

A: Down in the mouth!

Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What does a duck like to have for breakfast?

Quacker Oats

How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

What does a blonde make best for dinner?

A: Reservations.