What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

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What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ?

A boa constructor !

Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

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What do you call a pig with the flu?

A swine swine.

What does a pig write with?

A pig pen!

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What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?

A spider

What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS?

Unix

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What did Freddy Mercury have for breakfast?

Bacon and AIDS (I'm so sorry Freddy)

What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original ) A Porcupine!

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What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?

Coloured scrambled eggs

Why do Japanese hate bingo?

They all scramble for cover when you call B-29