What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect."

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How do you know that Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man

What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

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What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.

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How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

Why are emo people so good at ping-pong?

Because they are well practiced in cutting.