How do you know that Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man

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Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

Why didn't the bunny hop?

No bunny knows... :(

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Why is he 50m from where he got shot?

Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"

What did Gandalf say when he tried to shut down Auschwitz?

You shall not gas!"

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Why was the black man so tall?

Because his knee grows.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man?

A pizza can feed a family.

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Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

What was the first treacherous thing said?

Adam you gotta try this!

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What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

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How does an ethiopian open a beer?

With his ribs

What does a frog do when it barbecues?

Rib it...duh!