How do you know that Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man

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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

el' if I know."

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What's it called when you try a different flavor of salsa?

A change of pace.

How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.

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Why do black men smell bad?

Because prison showers aren't very good...

What's the worst STD you can get from a black man?

Pregnancy.

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Who was the worlds first capenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

How Do We Know That Adam Wasn't Black?

Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man

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Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

Rib Jokes More Rib Jokes

What do you call a brother and sister rack of ribs??

Riblings

How do we know that Adam and Eve weren't black?

You can't take a rib from a black man