In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
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Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!
Just a little before Eve
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
Let's save humanity.
Happy new ears Eve!
It's Christmas, Eve!
It's Christmas, Eve."
Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!"
Don't wash it in there, you'll make the fish smell like that!"
Practice makes perfect."
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You owe Eve an O.
Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure
A. They really raised Cain.
You can't take a rib from a black man
Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"
Parents.
She fell for the Big Apple !
I'm turning over a new leaf.
Adam and Eve
A. They were really put out.
Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand.
Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man
It's Christmas, Eve.
It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.
A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice
A God dam engineer.
Halo."
He replied "Over there next to mine."
Yes, it does." she replies.
repost"
Because they philos all the time!
OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!
I'll keep an eye out for you!
I'm not letting you cook dinner again
Elsa let it go!
Earth Day, it's all about recycling!
the media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.
You ever tried taking a rib from a black man
Adam up and tell me the total !
