In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
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Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!
Just a little before Eve
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
Let's save humanity.
Happy new ears Eve!
It's Christmas, Eve!
It's Christmas, Eve."
Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!"
Don't wash it in there, you'll make the fish smell like that!"
Practice makes perfect."
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You owe Eve an O.
Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure
A. They really raised Cain.
You can't take a rib from a black man
Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"
Parents.
She fell for the Big Apple !
I'm turning over a new leaf.
Adam and Eve
A. They were really put out.
Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand.
Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man
It's Christmas, Eve.
a good start.
A shark spooked him while he was surfing.
An Anne-Boleyn-ce.
On the second page of google.
He makes a swish!
Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)
6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no
The bathtub.
Because it follows the path of least resistance
He was conducting.
Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.
push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."
Ooops, I burnt one!
Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.
Because of the Ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation.
He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!
