What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

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How do you save a drowning mouse ?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

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What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

Who was the world's first carpenter?

Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand.

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What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity