What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

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What was the statistician's fetish?

Let's just say he had the standard deviation.

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

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How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

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What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

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What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

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What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity ?

Batvirus ( stolen joke xD )