Why are emo people so good at ping-pong?

Because they are well practiced in cutting.

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Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?

A: Women!

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How do you cut pizza?

With Little Ceasar's.

What do onions and people have in common?

I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.

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What religion do ghosts practice?

Boo-ddhism

Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom?

Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music.

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Why are emo people so good at ping-pong?

Because they are well practiced in cutting.

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

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What do you call a chinese duo that plays ping pong?

Ping Pong

Why are emo people so good at ping-pong?

Because they are well practiced in cutting.