Why are emo people so good at ping-pong?

Because they are well practiced in cutting.

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Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

Why can't your jokes ever make NRA members laugh?

Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.

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Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Why did you cut me down, lumberjack?

Lumberjack: Oh, you really don't know why? Tree: Sorry, I'm stumped.

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What type of fighting technique do amputees practice?

Partial arts.

Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

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Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

Why are emo people so good at ping-pong?

Because they are well practiced in cutting.

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What sound does a doorbell make in China?

ping pong.

What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building?

Ping Pong