What kind of car do ghosts drive?

BOOgatti!

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Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

Which country has many spaces to put your car in?

Park-istan!

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When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

How did a blind woman drive herself crazy?

A. Trying to read a stucco wall.

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What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats

What Kind of Motorcycles do Lesbians ride?

Chowasaki. - Pat H.

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What do ghosts drink?

BOOOOOZE

What do you call the ghost of a chicken?

A poultry-geist.