What kind of car do ghosts drive?

BOOgatti!

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How did bulldogs get such flat noses?

A: From chasing cars.

What did the car baby say to his car dad?

Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!

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How do Russians drive to Alaska?

By bearing straight

Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

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What kind of fish is made of only two sodium molecules?

2 na

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

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When do ghosts usually appear?

Just before someone screams.

Why didn't the ghost have any children?

Because he had a Halloweenie!