Why are robots never afraid?

Because they have nerves of steel

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Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Yours tin-sincerely.

What do you call a robot doing the Gangnam Style dance?

A Psy-borg.

Nerve Jokes More Nerve Jokes

Why don't you just tell her how you feel?

Well, alright." "Girl, I feel with my nerves."

Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

Steel Jokes More Steel Jokes

What do you get when you combined a baseball player with a metal alloy?

A steel

What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

A: Sparky.