Why are robots never afraid?

Because they have nerves of steel

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Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool

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Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

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Why was the steel angry?

Because it lost it's temper.

What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

A: Sparky.