What did God say when he made the first black man?

Damn, I burnt one."

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Why did the Afgahni get burnt lips?

Because he tried to blow up a bus.

What do call a white guy in a burning building?

Fire cracker

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What's the difference between a bicycle and a black man?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

What did the black man say to the Mexican?

Hey. Watermelawn.

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What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus