What did God say when he made the first black man?

Damn, I burnt one."

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How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?

None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

What do the LAPD and computers have in common?

They can both burn C.D's

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man?

Batman can go into a convenience store without Robin.

How do you make a black man run faster?

Give him a white man's wallet.

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What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

Why was Jesus not born in Australia?

Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.