What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

the cow didn't make it.

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How are children like cellphones?

If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.

What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.?

Call Baltimore, M.D.

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What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

A milkshake.

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

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What do scientists solve?

Che-mysteries!

What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

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What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Why does the moon have no hair?

because it's waxing

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What do a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

A: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.