What happened when the orange slept with the dirty lemon?

He got lemonaids.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

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What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

What are stories about oranges?

Pulp Fiction

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What do you give to a lemon in need?

Lemonaid.

What happened when the orange slept with the dirty lemon?

He got lemonaids.