What happened when the orange slept with the dirty lemon?

He got lemonaids.

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What happened to the guy who cooled himself to -273.15 C?

He was 0K.

What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep?

Their cicadan rhythm is off

What did the Asian guy say when he was caught sleeping with another man's wife?

Me love you wrong time.

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How about baked chocolate cake?

Nah" "Yummy choccy bake " "No" Guy who named the orange: I have an idea...

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

Lemonaid Jokes More Lemonaid Jokes

What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.

What do you give to a lemon in need?

Lemonaid.