What does a gift and a black man have in common?

White children get immense joy after tearing one open

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Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?

It tears your apart.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What did God say when he made the first black man?

Damn, I burnt one."

What do you call 500 old white guys chasing a black man with clubs?

The PGA tour.

Gift Jokes More Gift Jokes

Why doesn't Santa give gifts to naughty kids?

Because it'd Krampus style.

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

Who's there ! Adore ! Adore who ?

Adore stands between us open up !

White Child Jokes More White Child Jokes

What does a gift and a black man have in common?

White children get immense joy after tearing one open

Why can't an Asian couple have a white child?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.