What does a gift and a black man have in common?

White children get immense joy after tearing one open

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Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?

It tears your apart.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What falls first an apple or a black man?

An apple because the balackman hangs.

What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

Gift Jokes More Gift Jokes

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

What does a Jedi use to open files?

Adobe-wan Kenobi

White Child Jokes More White Child Jokes

Why can't an Asian couple have a white child?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.

What does a gift and a black man have in common?

White children get immense joy after tearing one open