How long does it take to burn a candle down ?

About a wick !

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What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.

Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?

Beacause a little water ends both of them !

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What did the candle say when he was down on his luck?

A: I'm at wick's end.

What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?

He makes a swish!

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What did the wick say to the wax?

I candel you.

What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.