What did I say when my Neutrogena products worked?

well I'm glad I've gotten that cleared up

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Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

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Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose?

An olfactory reset.