What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

A stick. I'll see myself out now.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.

Where did the glue go on vacation?

Nowhere! He just stuck around!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How is evolution and a Union construction job similar?

They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.

Why are asprins white?

Because they work.

Boomerang Jokes More Boomerang Jokes

What's a boomerang called that's not coming back?

A Stick.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!