What do you call a lizard that doesn't work?

A reptile dysfunction.

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How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

What do you call mixing hard liquor into coffee?

Getting ready for work

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Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction

What do you call a lizard on drugs?

A mariguana.

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Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

What do you call a broken snake?

A reptile dysfunction.