What do you call a lizard that doesn't work?

A reptile dysfunction.

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What do you call an Egyptian doctor who works on peoples backs?

A Cairopractor!

Why can't blind kids have imaginary friends?

Their i's don't work

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Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!

Why was the lizard nervous in bed?

He had reptile dysfuncton

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Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)

Why was the lizard upset with her husband?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction. ... Okay bye now