Clear Jokes

What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."

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How do you clear a traffic jam at a banker convention?

With a plunger.

How do you clear out an Iraqi bingo parlour?

Call out "B-52"

What does the Chinese Candy Crush Saga say..?

Clear all the Jerry!

What did I say when my Neutrogena products worked?

well I'm glad I've gotten that cleared up

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

How do you clear out an Afghani bingo game..?

Call B52!!

What do you use to clear the air of stupid?

A HERPA filter

How do you clear out a veterans bingo hall?

B 52.

Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"

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What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose?

An olfactory reset.

Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

Why is he 50m from where he got shot?

Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"

What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

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Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

How do you get over a fear of elevators?

Just take some steps to avoid them!

Pole Jokes More Pole Jokes

How do you make a pole angry?

Deport him.

Why is wintertime love making in Scandinavia dangerous?

Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.

Traffic Jam Jokes More Traffic Jam Jokes

How do you clear a traffic jam at a banker convention?

With a plunger.

What's the worst kind of jam?

A: A traffic jam!

Clickbait Jokes More Clickbait Jokes

What is condemned and overused yet as inescapable as a black hole?

clickbait --

How do you catch a click?

Clickbait

Cough Jokes More Cough Jokes

What's the worst part of having a lung transplant?

Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.

What's the worst thing about a lung transplant?

Coughing up someone else's phlegm

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

Where does Santa keep his nuts?

In his nutsack...

What sound does a pigeon make when kicked in the nuts?

A high coo(/spoiler)

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

Why did Tina Fey cross the road ?

To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you ?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.