Clear Jokes

What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."

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How do you clear a traffic jam at a banker convention?

With a plunger.

How do you clear out an Iraqi bingo parlour?

Call out "B-52"

What does the Chinese Candy Crush Saga say..?

Clear all the Jerry!

What did I say when my Neutrogena products worked?

well I'm glad I've gotten that cleared up

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

How do you clear out an Afghani bingo game..?

Call B52!!

What do you use to clear the air of stupid?

A HERPA filter

How do you clear out a veterans bingo hall?

B 52.

Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"

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What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose?

An olfactory reset.

Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

Why is he 50m from where he got shot?

Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"

What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

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How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

Why did Microsoft skip to windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.

Chloroform Jokes More Chloroform Jokes

Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you

Iraqi Jokes More Iraqi Jokes

How do you clear out an Iraqi bingo parlour?

Call out "B-52"

How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America?

About 1 thousand Iraqis.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

Plunger Jokes More Plunger Jokes

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

What is the meanest thing you could do to a blind person ?

Leave the plunger on the toilet.

1080p Jokes More 1080p Jokes

What's your view on lesbians?

1080p

What do you call really clear urine?

1080p

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

Why is it hard to sell bibles in Germany?

Because it's a Nietzsche Market.

Who were the shortest people in the Bible?

Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?

Donor Kebab

How can you avoid clickbait?

Not like this.