How do you lose 30 pounds in 1 Minute?

Go to England and buy something

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What is the most inappropriate thing to say to someone who just lost their job?

You had one job.

What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument?

The door.

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What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."

How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market?

Buy high sell higher.

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How do you lose 30 pounds in 1 Minute?

Go to England and buy something

What do you call the prince of england's donger?

The buckingham phallus.

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How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

How do you lose 30 pounds in 1 Minute?

Go to England and buy something