What did Kenny G say when he got off the elevator?

from Stephen King - The Cell)

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What do you say when trying to catch the elevator?

Hodor! Hodor!"

What's black &amp white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

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What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

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What is a geeks favorite horror novel?

Information Technology by Stephen King

What's the difference between OJ Simpson and Stephen King?

OJ's truth is stranger than King's fiction.