How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why did the house go to the doctor?

It was having window panes.

How do you know your house had chicken pox?

It has shingles.

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What do you call a can of tuna in a lesbians back pocket?

DIP

Whats the difference between children and lesbians?

Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.

Groove Jokes More Groove Jokes

How many nails are there in a lesbian's coffin?

None. It is all tongue and groove

What's uptight, outta sight and in the groove?

A tampon.

Lesbian Couple Jokes More Lesbian Couple Jokes

Why do I only see lesbian couples holding hands?

Aren't their hands clammy enough as it is...

What do lesbian couples do once a month?

Finger paint.