What's the difference between plants and black men?

Cells are found inside plants.

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

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How did the rednecks find their sister?

Pretty good.

How do you find King Arthur in the dark?

With a knight light....

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What do you call a black man who fly's a plane?

A pilot, you racist.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man in the US?

A white man makes it to prison.

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What do you call a plant and sock hybrid?

A sockluent

What kind of plants grow in bathrooms?

Toilet trees.

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Where do you keep microscopic criminals?

In cells.

What did the magician say to the cell?

Might I conjure Ya