What's the difference between plants and black men?

Cells are found inside plants.

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What is the difference between a corrupt cop and a disposable camera?

A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.

What's the difference between a bicycle and a black man?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

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What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ?

Sleep in the wardrobe !

Why did the walrus go to the container store?

To find a tight seal.

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Why did the black man go to the golf-club on Sunday afternoon?

Because he had a membership.

What's the difference between Batman, and a black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin. Ba-Dum-Tis!!!!!!!

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What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

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What did the magician say to the cell?

Might I conjure Ya

What do you use to check your cell from across the room?

A telephono lens.