What did little John Cena say to his primary school teacher when she gave him his report card?

You can't C me!

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What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

Why was "C" afraid of all the other letters ?

They are all "Not-C's" !

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How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

What did the pirate get on his report card?

Seven C's

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What's John Cena's favourite part of the sunset?

The CENAry

What would people call an old John Cena?

John Senile