What did little John Cena say to his primary school teacher when she gave him his report card?

You can't C me!

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What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet...?

Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."

What's a pirate's favorite programming language?

You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.

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What did the pirate get on his report card?

Seven C's

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

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What do ghosts dress up as for Halloween?

As John Cena because you can't see them.

What part of the hospital does John Cena hate the most?

the ICU