Why didn't the cashier get the punchline?

It didn't register.

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Why didn't the cashier get the punchline?

It didn't register.

Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.

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What's the most important part of a joke, the setup or the punchline?

To get to the other side.

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

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What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon?

dis counts!!

What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula."