What's a pirate's favorite programming language?

You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.

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Why did Michael Jackson call Boys 2 Men?

He thought they were a delivery service

What did the management consultant think of his job?

It was the Bain of his existence.

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What's the difference between love and lust?

About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

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What shape is your table?

A: Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it

Why couldn't R get to P?

He had to wait in a Q!

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Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!