What's a pirate's favorite programming language?

You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.

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How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

Why did the Seven Dwarves fire Snow White as their Foreman at the mine?

They thought she was micromanaging them!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

R Jokes More R Jokes

What word starts with N, ends with R, and you never wanna call a black guy?

Neighour

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie?

It was rated R.

C Jokes More C Jokes

Where's your cue?

She said, "It's after the C."

Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.