What did the pirate get on his report card?

Seven C's

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What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

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What did the pirate get on his report card?

Seven C's

How many kittens can you stuff into a microwave for 15 minutes on defrost...?

SEVEN.

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How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

What did the pirate get on his report card?

Seven C's