What did the pirate get on his report card?

Seven C's

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What does a Pirate say when he turns 80?

Ayyyeeeee mmmaattteeeyyy.

Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?

To hide his booty.

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How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

What's worse than seven dead babies in a trash can?

One dead baby in seven trash cans. What's your dead baby joke

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Why was the lesbian mad when she got her report card?

Cause she got a D

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."