What did Mulan's grumpy elderly friends say when they caught her with Li Shang?

Get off Mu-lan!!!"

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How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

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Why did the Chinese almost lose in Mulan?

They had way to many chinks in their armor.

How does Mulan's boyfriend explain himself when she caught him smoking pot?

Shanghai