Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did the woman do when she broke up with her boyfriend for her Mexican lover?

Go the other guey.

What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?

A URLologist.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What do you call a space agency that doesn't go to space?

NASA.

Why are sandwiches better in space?

They are always a bit METEOR!

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

What do astronauts wear to bed?

Space Jammies!

What do astronauts do to host a party?

They planet.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

Why is picture of Jesus better than Jesus himself?

You only need one nail to hang up the picture.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did Jay Z call his girlfriend when they were dating?

A Feyonce

What's your best limerick?

There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini