Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did the mother of the guy who broke his arms say at the beginning of every 'session'?

ssh bby is ok

Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

What's the difference between Myspace and My space?

One Space.

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

What do you call a black man in space?

An astronaut.

Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?

The one with the biggest head.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

What does Deadpool need?

Someone to merc him shut up.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How old is your girlfriend?

She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"

What did the otter say to his girlfriend?

You are my significant otter."