Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

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Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies?

He found a hair in one.

What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

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Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

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Why was the chef fired?

He was caught stroganoff

Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

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Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

Why can't ethiopians take med pills?

Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.

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Why does our body absorb Strontium?

To make our bones stronger

What do you say to a naked pig?

I never sausage a body."

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What did Gorbachev say when the USSR collapsed?

So ve it."

What do you call it when a sewer collapses on itself?

Sewercide