Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

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Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

How many surrealist painters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this

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How does an Eskimo build his house?

Igloos it together.

What's that Sarge?

Someone's building a pig."

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How do you catch defish?

With debate.

Why couldn't the troll catch any fish?

Because other people took the bait.

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Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?

Cause he can't do stand-up.

Why can't Michael Jackson drive backwards in a car?

Cause he's dead.

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What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

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When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !