What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays burn you up "

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How did the hipster burn his tounge?

He bit into his flat bread before it was cool!

What do you call a burning white guy?

A firecracker

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What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

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What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.

What did the janitor get for his birthday?

A urinal cake.