What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays burn you up "

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

What did God say when he made the first black man?

Damn, I burnt one."

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What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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Who's there ! Alligator ! Alligator who ?

Alligator for her birthday was a card !

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."