What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays burn you up "

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Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories.

What do you get when you burn Baltimore?

Baltiless

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Why couldn't the candle get any sleep?

Because there's no rest for the wicked.

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

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What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.

Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!