What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.

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What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

What's the difference between a Canadian and an American?

Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.

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Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

A: Mule-tide greetings.

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What's the difference between the standard alphabet and Christmas alphabet?

There's Noel.

Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

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Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.

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What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.

What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

el' if I know."