What's the Primary Directive in a nunnery (convent) ?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten ...

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How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

What's the Primary Directive in a nunnery (convent) ?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten ...

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Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

When can you operate?

lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

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How many women does it take. . . to screw in a lightbulb in a convent?

Nun.

What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!