What's the Primary Directive in a nunnery (convent) ?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten ...

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How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife?

You turn off the lights.

How did they light their cigarettes?

One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.

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What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity

What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

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What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!