What did one dry erase marker say to the other?

I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year-old.

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What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

What did the 9 year old girl say to her swimming instructor?

Will I really sink if you take your fingers out

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What do you call the crucified baby Jesus?

Baby on board.

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.